Letter to:

Dear Allergy Pill,

Thank you for clearing up the itchy, watery nose. You almost have the eyes itchy free but no dice.

I have a bone to pick with you… why must you put me in a drowzy haze? I can’t enjoy my newly found allergy free symptoms while I’m stumbling around like drunken fool. (I don’t enjoy drunken foolery)

The husband and I had to make a pact tonight: he will get up with baby right away if he hears him or if I hear him I will smack him in a stupor across the chest. Or where ever my hand shall fall… he’s going to be so mad at me.

So thanks a lot Allergy Pill for potentially ruining my marriage.

Your slightly comatose friend,